did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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