If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
True college students do jello shots in the library
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