i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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