Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
You did what with his pubic hair?
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