physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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