Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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