what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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