I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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