So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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