I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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