honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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