Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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