Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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