You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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