Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
two words...techno handjob
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
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