please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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