Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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