pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Barsexuality is the new black.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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