Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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