You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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