member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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