so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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