Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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