nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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