I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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