so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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