Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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