No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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