Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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