Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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