your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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