paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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