I looked at my own cervix.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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