I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
is wine microwaveable?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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