Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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