Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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