i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Two words: blizzard sex
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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