I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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