People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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