Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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