Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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