what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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