I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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