How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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