Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
