there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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