It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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