this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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