Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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