I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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