Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
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