Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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