It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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