I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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