oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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